


Carrion Swift, plant dad of Zilvaren, finally getting the recognition he deserves. If you’ve read Quicksilver by Callie Hart, you know he had no business being that funny, but somehow he was carrying half the book on his back.
This shirt pulls in the lines we all love — “I shall name it Simon” and “I’m too pretty to die young” — because honestly, they sum him up perfectly.
I love this one because it feels like an inside joke with anyone else who read it. The second they see it, they’ll either start laughing or say what we’re all thinking: when are we getting the Carrion spin-off?
Materials:
◦ Screen printed on a Comfort Colors 1717 tee
◦ 100% soft, ring-spun U.S. cotton
◦ Relaxed fit, seamless body
Care Instructions:
◦ Machine wash cold, inside out.
◦ Tumble dry low or hang to dry.
◦ Do not bleach or iron directly on the design.
Shipping: Products ship from Ottawa, Canada. Orders with multiple items may arrive in separate packages.
Returns:Contact us within 14 days for returns or exchanges. Items must be unworn and in original condition.